I am a blogger without followers, a writer without publications, a model without fashion,
a hipster without a beard, an artist without a gallery, a painter without canvas, a graphic artist without
any background, a connoisseur without schooling, a believer without a church,
a poet without any feelings and a lover without the love.
But most of all, I am a narcissist.
WHAT REALLY!? You are too!?!?
Dang! I thought I was the only one.
Fine! I'll just go back to my iPhone, use Instagram and call myself a photographer. Mpf!